Tumble After Dark

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book one:
professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two:
professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three:
professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four:
professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five:
professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six:
professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven:
professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

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iwatchforsasha:

Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.

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fleur:
oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric:
yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry:
see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone:
what about you, viktor?
viktor:
IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK